25 Cases of Mad And Funny in the World

25 Cases of Mad And Funny in the World

1. A woman from tenesse who upset after catching her husband fell asleep with a cigarette in his hand still on his mattress so that the puncture, who left a cigarette still burning in the same place only for her husband what ADVISED OF THE CONSEQUENCES IF asleep in bed with D STILL LIT CIGARETTE ... his home in sum ... burn out ...

2. Remo Jalosjos, a congressman in the Philippines was sentenced to 173 years in prison on charges of repeatedly raping a child 11 years old. What kind of life in prison? He had several own room, complete with tv, kitchen, private kamarmandi complete with water heater etc.. He not only sells food to rekan2 a prison in his stall is also a tennis court rented new-built it. When criticized about how he was getting preferential treatment, he insisted that it was wrong that the government could not provide the same treatment to other inmates.

3. St. Clair County, Illinois, has spent $ 330 million dollars to build an airport who turned out for a year did not stop off at one plane-were both airlines and private, operate 12 hours per day with 27 workers + full team firefighters and maintenances, funny thing is the cost of renovation of $ 2.5 million still approve even though until now there has been no single airline is willing to use the airport.

4. Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife were both treated in Andover Township, New Jersey, in September last, who both suffered injuries severe enough dynamite as a result of quarter who stick exploded in his car. When on the road, a couple who in trouncing boredom iseng2 burn dynamite and threw it out the window of his car to remove saturated. Unfortunately they are NOT FORGET OPEN window.

5. A Turkish truck driver, Nazim Canturkas, lit a match to heat the gas tank is frozen. Based on the statement in a mocking tone of a fireman on duty at the time, Nazim using way too dangerous ...

6. Oklahoma City, Dennis Newton (47), currently undergoing trial on charges of armed robbery of a store, the actual time he was on the wind, till when the store manager testified that Newton was indeed the perpetrator of the robbery, Newton was furious and immediately went to the manager and shouted "I should just shoot your head !!!", then immediately fell silent all who attend. "Ee ... meaning if it was I who robbed the time ...", Newton was correct that his words ... but gara2 jury and the judge became convinced that he is innocent ... the result of 30 years in prison for Newton ...

7. In Baltimore, Maryland, a woman lost to Syracuse, New York after a long drive a car. Ashamed to confess lost, and did not know the way home, when he saw a policeman, he confessed that he had been abducted by an armed man a fire in Baltimore, because of this recognition, there was a pursuit operation involving 5 yg unity of several states. Until it was found that the real cause, the woman was detained and only allowed to go home when her husband who picked her husband and ONLY MAY ALSO D drove.

8. Detroit: R.C. Gaitlan, 21, approached two officers who were demonstrating squad car computer felon-location equipment to children in Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how to work the machine, the officer asked for his ID, Gaitlan then gives her license, the officer then enter the ID number Gaitlan who then immediately arrested and the paralyzing moment, why? because the computer turns on the officer's name appears as the DPO Gaitlan (wanted) an armed robbery suspect two years ago ...

9. In Ohio, an identity is not clear who was ahead of the 30s went to the police station with all 9 inches of wire sticking out of his forehead. With his quiet, laki2 asked officers to try to rontgent her to discover who he thought his brain had been stolen, terkaget2 officers, especially when he learned that laki2 has been drilled as deep as 6 inches of his head through his skull with a power drill and insert the wire imaginable on his forehead was only to find that he lost his brain!!

10. February, according to a report pollicis in Windsor, ONT., Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died from his head after the second pit penalty equal courage of his snowmobile crashed ...

11. In Phnom Penh restaurant, three Cambodians died after playing "footsies" (jepit2an feet) under the dining table with an anti-tank mines failed to explode reply that they may find. All visitors ran out when the restaurant knows what they are doing ...

12. In 1999, a small town in Kingsville, Texas, when a commotion in the middle of the night "Mungkin-Mungkin" assault on his city's 800-soldier with camouflage uniforms and 8 helicopters. tembak2an happen, bomb2 detonated, a factory and the former police station falling apart, none of 911 officers who can explain the incidence of proficiency level, until finally a military official apologized for forgetting to tell you about the plan of urban gorilla warfare exercises. and apologized for the destruction of two buildings who were destroyed as a result of misdirected ...

13. Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for his efforts to rob a Bank of America branch without a weapon, he uses his fingers behind his clothes recondite to outwit a bank clerk, until finally the plan failed after he accidentally took his hands from his jacket ...

14. Sylvester Briddell, Jr.., 26, was killed last February in Selbyville, Delaware, after winning a bet with teman2nya. Material stakes ... .. Dare Briddell pulled the trigger revolver containing four bullets who pointed to his mouth ...
15. A robber in Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop mndatangi, and demanded all the money you have in the cash register, which it turns out it was too little for him, feeling less, he also binds shopkeepers and disguised as a cashier for about 3 hours with the intent who knows the number of rampokannya can grow ... alih2 increases, the fact that even police officers who happened to stop by and then find out his disguise immediately arrested on the spot.

16. AT & T fired President John Walter after nine months in office by reason of lack of "intellectual leadership". John Walter receives severance pay of $ 26 million over the dismissal.

17. Los Angeles Police fortunate moment, when the robbery suspects were lined up for identification of the suspect's face ... one can not control his mouth ... when the detective questioned the suspects one by one, and then mimicked kata2 dicari2 robber who was that ... "Give me all your money, or I'll shoot ! "Mungkin-Mungkin ... .. aka suddenly one of the suspects are screaming with ngototnya ... "Hey, I'm not so ngomongnya!" ...

18. A laki2 of Illinois, berpura2 have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to go to two different ATM machines to withdraw money from his account alone !!!!!

19. A 19-year-old child laki2 of Sheffield Lake, Ohio, stole her credit card to pay his girlfriend a boob job ... unfortunately, his girlfriend decided directly after the operation and now traveled laki2 children 18 months of incarceration ...

20. Christopher Jansen, a defendant's possession of a weapon who demanded the police who frisked him back because there was no evidence, going through the trial last March in Pontiac, Michigan. He insisted that officers had frisked without a warrant. The prosecutor also insisted, officers do not need a letter to search, because Jansen seen carrying a suspicious object inside his jacket, "it could be a gun or anything" he said. "Nonsense" said Jansen, who happens to wear the same jacket, and then he showed it to the judge, fool, when he gave his jacket to the judge, he did not check in advance the contents of the bag. When the judge examined his jacket ... ... ... ... terpingkal2 he laughs. know why? because it appeared in the Jansen's jacket pocket he found a package of cocaine!

21. Guthrie, Oklahoma, last October, Jason Heck intends to kill a millipede with his .22-caliber rifle, missed, the bullet on the rocks and mentally so that the head of his friend, Antonio Martinez, who then suffered a fracture in his skull ...

22. Police in Oakland, Calif., spent two hours trying to make an armed man who took refuge in his house to surrender. After 10 times fired tear gas, officials realized that there were armed men beside them as he went along with screaming for people who in the house to come out and surrender ...

23. Two Michigan robbers entered a record store in Detroit, with a nervous one robber shouting "Do not anyone move!" While pointing a gun ... but either because it is nervous or unintentionally, when his partner is moving toward the cash register, direct Just BANG! tumbanglah the partner ... and ...

24. Medford, Oregon, an unemployed 27-year-old who had just killed three people, accused the college where he earned an MBA as a cause ... he said "this is too many college graduates printing business ... if I choose other majors would definitely not like this ..."

25. Again lunkhead robbers ... in San Francisco, (again in sono rame nih ... still a fairly recent occurrence) Patrick Johnson, intending to rob a bank branch Welfare. Johnson gave a piece of check reads "This robbery, put your money into my bag", on a teller at the bank they will be, but the teller said, "sorry sir, we can not cash a check the father, because it checks the Bank of America, if you want to father replace with a check or father's Welfare Bank to Bank of America branch office, sir ... ', Johnson replied ... "oooo ... so ... yes I was there alone ..." not long before he was arrested while waiting in line at a branch office of Bank of America who not far from there, after then the teller had to call the police so buru2 Johnson walked away ... (worse, it turns out check sheets in use did was his personal ...)